During the past three months, I conducted an extensive survey of local dogs and cats. The survey was unbiased in regard to species, gender, size and neutered or not neutered.  Here are the results:

Vehicle of Choice

Dogs – pickup truck
Cats – stretch limo

Favorite Water Vessel

Dogs – garden hose
Cats – dripping faucet

Movie of the Year

Dogs – Toy Story 4
Cats – Downton Abbey

Favorite Human Clothing

Dogs – work boots
Cats – cotton sock

Music Choice

Dogs – Rock & Roll
Cats – Classical / Jazz (tie)

Favorite Activity

Dogs – running loose
Cats – sleeping

Favorite Human Food

Dog – hot dogs / anything else
Cats – goose liver pate

Best Holiday

Dogs – Christmas (toys)
Cats – Christmas (wrapping paper)

Favorite Beans

Dogs – baked beans
Cats –  won’t eat beans (too gassy)

Most Fun Thing to Fetch

Dogs – a stick
Cats –  “Are you serious?”