Not the answers the Crossword Puzzle authors were looking for.

ACROSS

2. Never ends – visit from your mother-in-law
3. Ophthalmologist concern – spelling ophthalmologist
4. Dryer trap target – spare change
5. Retirement income source – pole dancing
6. Heat unit – hot flash
7. Golfer _ Woods – sliced into the
8. Italian volcano – bigga boom
9. Experiencing writer’s block –
10. President Ronald __ – McDonald
11. Big name in bouillon cubes – Fort Knox
12. Senior’s highlight – waking up
13. Like a slippery garage floor – greased watermelon.

DOWN

1. Final words – “Don’t Shoot”
2. Comes to a halt – crash test dummies
3. Fizzles out – Alka Seltzer
4. Goes up & down – pogo stick
5. Wolf cries – when he’s sad
6. Cave hanger – caveman with agoraphobia
7. Loose garment – pants around ankles
8. Evidence in white collar crime – lipstick
9. Scot’s scotch order – another
10. Pre-cooking job – deciding what to eat
11. Excessive publicity – Kardashians
12. Big name – Rajashekhara Chinnaswamy Muttuswamy Venugopal Iyer

*Crossed words was created and contributed to by Kathy DeMarco